The Cashville Trash Pandas are here for it. All of it. Well, ok, maybe not all of it.

“You can keep republicans, dirty cat boxes, and hard seltzer.” chirps singer and guitarist Jubal Lee.

“Anything else?” I ask.

“Jared Leto”, adds bassist, Michael Carty .

“Eating pine cones!” suggests Chuck.

And soon it erupts into a cacophony of suggestions, dislikes, and grievances. One realizes pretty quickly that their initial statement about being “here for all of it” quickly crumbles. There are, in fact, a great many things that The Cashville Trash Pandas are not here for.

But they are most definitely here to rock in a high lonesome way.

Sigler and Young met and played in a band in high school in Nashville, Tennessee. And, many years, later, through another friend from that same said high school who owned a seasonal haunted attraction in town, Jubal met bassist Mike Carty, who may or may not have been responsible for literally scaring the shit out of some people.

“I guess you could say, without that high school, which I hated, we wouldn’t be here. Though, I don’t hate it for that, I rather appreciate that, but there were other things… yeah.. fuck that place.” says, Young.

To be continued…

Check out the live recording of “Fuck This Guy!”